sorry i’m just projecting now
pinky: the end
abby: endou married a basketball
abby: twist of the anime
good god THINK ABOUT IT
Winston Payne? who? oh right, the guy that consistently gets his ass handed to him, by rookies, no less!
Miles Edgeworth? you know your adoptive father, Manfred von Karma? he murdered your real dad, out of a petty grudge, and took you as his own, so that…
Xander: So why do guys look at other girls even when their girlfriends are next to them?
Eli: I don’t know because I don’t do that!!
Kevin: Exactly, we’re nice guys, come on!!
Eli: Why would someone do that?!
Xander: I know, that’s why Eli always wear sunglasses.